Post by angelsrwatchn on Aug 9, 2013 13:34:24 GMT -5
MY NYC KODAK COURTROOM VACATION or DON'T KODAK YOUR DING!
I paypaled my 2 grand
and flew into New York.
To talk my 2 cents
and give my support.
Tall buildings, bright lights,
big egos, dick fights.
Testosterone rules
I'm older, no fool.
I went to court and what did I see?
20 black suits to the right of me!
Behind the bar,
the army brought more SUITS……
and suits and suits……GALORE!!!!!
Statistically, there were a lot of bald men.
Some nerds, a Shrek, a rabbit with locks,
a chipmunk, an antique and Kardashian socks.
Brian was there, Tracy was not.
He doesn't iron his shirts but he eats a lot.
Did they all have to be there?
Wouldn't 2 or 3 be enough?
They must be worried
With all their boxes of stuff.
Who are they fighting against?
SUPER HEROS.... I'm sure!
For X-ray redactions!
Their truth to our lore!
Our lawyer wore cuff links
they were pink flying pigs.
An idiot idiom.
A statement? What gives?
Finally the entrance,
we stand for the man
Judge Gropper, your honor
to survey the sham.
For me, I was happy to see in his face
Bing Crosby, my father….
a man full of grace.
He wasted no time, he wanted to hear
what we had to say, what they had to fear.
Our X-MEN were experts,
exemplary display.
Right to the point….to the prick…….
A dismay!
Interesting numbers….are these the facts???
Who did you talk to?
What do you know?
I'll read it all later.
3 feet to go.
Maybe yes......maybe no.
"No time," said our lawyer.
"I can't let you talk.
I'll take your money, but you gotta walk.
Your estrogen's high, your words are too many
I know what I'm doing.
Trust me……RELAX HONEY!"
In the hall, they were gathered and what did I hear?
"We got $700 - $1000 for just sitting there!"
"We creamed them" they said…"let's go for a beer!"
High fives all around…..backslapping too!!!!
No ….that wasn't my side….boo hoo.
My NY vacation was off to a start
a TONY award for Lazard's lawyer's part!
The drama, the acting,
who would have thought???
But 28 million $$$$ can purchase a lot!
I did see one musical
"CUFF ME!" it was called.
The lead gal gets reamed
and then calls it love.
Kind of strange but in this town,
where Wieners are king.
It's OK to lie, just don't Kodak
your DING!
I paypaled my 2 grand
and flew into New York.
To talk my 2 cents
and give my support.
Tall buildings, bright lights,
big egos, dick fights.
Testosterone rules
I'm older, no fool.
I went to court and what did I see?
20 black suits to the right of me!
Behind the bar,
the army brought more SUITS……
and suits and suits……GALORE!!!!!
Statistically, there were a lot of bald men.
Some nerds, a Shrek, a rabbit with locks,
a chipmunk, an antique and Kardashian socks.
Brian was there, Tracy was not.
He doesn't iron his shirts but he eats a lot.
Did they all have to be there?
Wouldn't 2 or 3 be enough?
They must be worried
With all their boxes of stuff.
Who are they fighting against?
SUPER HEROS.... I'm sure!
For X-ray redactions!
Their truth to our lore!
Our lawyer wore cuff links
they were pink flying pigs.
An idiot idiom.
A statement? What gives?
Finally the entrance,
we stand for the man
Judge Gropper, your honor
to survey the sham.
For me, I was happy to see in his face
Bing Crosby, my father….
a man full of grace.
He wasted no time, he wanted to hear
what we had to say, what they had to fear.
Our X-MEN were experts,
exemplary display.
Right to the point….to the prick…….
A dismay!
Interesting numbers….are these the facts???
Who did you talk to?
What do you know?
I'll read it all later.
3 feet to go.
Maybe yes......maybe no.
"No time," said our lawyer.
"I can't let you talk.
I'll take your money, but you gotta walk.
Your estrogen's high, your words are too many
I know what I'm doing.
Trust me……RELAX HONEY!"
In the hall, they were gathered and what did I hear?
"We got $700 - $1000 for just sitting there!"
"We creamed them" they said…"let's go for a beer!"
High fives all around…..backslapping too!!!!
No ….that wasn't my side….boo hoo.
My NY vacation was off to a start
a TONY award for Lazard's lawyer's part!
The drama, the acting,
who would have thought???
But 28 million $$$$ can purchase a lot!
I did see one musical
"CUFF ME!" it was called.
The lead gal gets reamed
and then calls it love.
Kind of strange but in this town,
where Wieners are king.
It's OK to lie, just don't Kodak
your DING!