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Post by coxatdotnet on Mar 18, 2013 16:43:42 GMT -5
All,
Following are some tips if you would like to wrote more PROfessionally - either here on the board, in printed media, or with other businessfolk. Here goes:
1) Write individual sentences as PARAGRAPHS.
2) Change every fifth word - AND a minimum of one PER sentence - to all CAPS.
3) Sprinkle "sentence ENHANCERS" throughout your writing. These "SENTENCE enhancers" can include any EXPLETIVE (fuck, shit, fucking, shitting, FUCKING SHITTING, etc.), odd saying, or OTHER degrading term.
4) When countering an opposing view, cite your own writing as referenced FACT.
5) Opinions? Nobody has them since your own are FACTS, and anyone else giving one is a LYING BASTARD trying to do a bait-and-switch.
With these tips and SOME practice, enjoy composing business COMMUNICATION and see your respect INCREASE rapidly!
Cheers,
Cox
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Post by Admin on Mar 18, 2013 17:24:45 GMT -5
By George I think hes got it!
SBG
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Post by newyorkled2008 on Mar 18, 2013 20:04:54 GMT -5
Errrr, you left out Taking a Shot of Tequila in between sentences.
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Post by coxatdotnet on Mar 19, 2013 21:18:46 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D
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