Post by coxatdotnet on Sept 13, 2012 15:29:05 GMT -5
SBG,
I have seen several posts concerned over the fact that one must register to post on this board. The fact that Yahoo also requires registration prior to posting is a complete coincidence.
I know a guy who said that he heard from his roommate's brother's sister's girlfriend who saw a movie in the same audience as a lady married to a guy who has a cousin who warned the following:
-participation in this board tracks a user's state (mind you, not physical state - the keyboard is made to be chemically sensitive to determine if the user is happy, sad, angry, etc.)
-agreeing to the terms of service enables you to secrety install hidden cameras utilizing the radiation monitor on the user's screen, allowing you to see them doing "The Dougie" while in their underwear at 2:21 a.m.
-every 10,000 views, a live puppy is fed to an alligator
-dna analysis is done on all finger sweat left behind on specially-designed keyboards that collect residue and send results to Quantico
-users unknowingly are outfitted with a polymer that turns all bathroom stalls into conductors, allowing you to see them "do their biz", and posts videos onto this website (outside of their view, of course)
-every 50,000 views, a live alligator is fed to a sperm whale
-all current members below the rank of "junior member" have their social security number, pin number, credit card numbers, and passport photos updated to the hidden room you created "F-Tards on Parade"
Any truth to any of this? Say it isn't so?
I have seen several posts concerned over the fact that one must register to post on this board. The fact that Yahoo also requires registration prior to posting is a complete coincidence.
I know a guy who said that he heard from his roommate's brother's sister's girlfriend who saw a movie in the same audience as a lady married to a guy who has a cousin who warned the following:
-participation in this board tracks a user's state (mind you, not physical state - the keyboard is made to be chemically sensitive to determine if the user is happy, sad, angry, etc.)
-agreeing to the terms of service enables you to secrety install hidden cameras utilizing the radiation monitor on the user's screen, allowing you to see them doing "The Dougie" while in their underwear at 2:21 a.m.
-every 10,000 views, a live puppy is fed to an alligator
-dna analysis is done on all finger sweat left behind on specially-designed keyboards that collect residue and send results to Quantico
-users unknowingly are outfitted with a polymer that turns all bathroom stalls into conductors, allowing you to see them "do their biz", and posts videos onto this website (outside of their view, of course)
-every 50,000 views, a live alligator is fed to a sperm whale
-all current members below the rank of "junior member" have their social security number, pin number, credit card numbers, and passport photos updated to the hidden room you created "F-Tards on Parade"
Any truth to any of this? Say it isn't so?