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Post by bullishbear32 on Dec 3, 2012 13:34:16 GMT -5
Mrs. Fox: Foxy, would you like some sauce on your spaghetti?
Arctic: I've already told you this a thousand time. The chef and waiter don't know what they're talking about. They've been lying to you for the past year, and even though I have been right every step of the way you're still falling for their trap.
Arctic: I've already explained why sauce is not good with spaghetti. When we get back home, I'll give you the link to an old message I wrote on the yahoo message board that clearly explains my thoughts.
Mrs. Fox: Are you sure you're right? There are clearly many people who see value in adding sauce to pasta.
Arctic: These are the same people who started adding sauce to pasta 5 years ago. They're nothing but conmen.
Mrs. Fox: But I thought you didn't like sauce because you thought it was fattening and you're trying to lose weight from those twinkies you ate while you're on that stupid message board 24/7.
Arctic: Let me show you the nutrient facts about the old sauce, even though it has nothing to do with the new sauce. The old sauce was very fattening, there's no way to argue it.
Mrs. Fox: But that's the old sauce, we keep trying to convince you that the new sauce is better.
Arctic: I'm a surgeon, I know what I'm talking about.
Mrs. Fox: Foxy... you know you flunked out of med school. I knew I shouldn't have let you convince yourself that you actually operate on human beings.
Arctic: You're fucking pathetic.
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Post by cswift71 on Dec 3, 2012 13:45:13 GMT -5
That is some funny shit.
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Post by newyorkled2008 on Dec 3, 2012 19:31:12 GMT -5
UHUH, Very Funny!
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